Smart Dildos

Palm Island sits off the MacArthur, quiet in a way the rest of the island never manages. Twelve pieces make up this group, most of them app- or remote-controlled: thrusting dildo vibrators at 8.5 and 9 inches, a hands-free ride-on model, a realistic silicone thruster with ten thrust modes, a mini wearable panty vibrator running ten vibration patterns, and an adjustable harness for anyone who wants the toy worn instead of held. The point of app control is that the person holding the phone does not have to be the person holding anything else. Buy at any hour; it arrives in 69 minutes or less, boxed with nothing written on it.

Where we deliver Smart Dildos on Miami Beach

Every Smart Dildos order crosses the causeway the moment you check out — South Beach, Mid-Beach, North Beach, South of Fifth, Sunset Harbour, Bal Harbour, Surfside, Fisher Island and Key Biscayne. Lobby, front desk or door, your call. Plain unmarked packaging, neutral billing descriptor.

11 Smart Dildos ready for 69-minute Miami Beach delivery